goodtimes in ios

the climax of the trip was ios, hands down. memories, stories, adventures, a million birds in a tree + mike's d & g shirt + mike's chest + the sailor hat= memories i will never forget. the 3 boys are now all semi pro paddle ball players, i have seriously considers becoming a paddle ball instructor in ios where i work the beach during the day and spend my earnings on tequila slammers and flaming lambourghini's at night.

ios has alot to offer...beds to sleep in, beaches to sleep on and trucks to pass out in. if we didnt see a minimum of 30 people passed out in the most ackward places on any given night, i definitly would of thought something was wrong.

ios rules:
1. your crawl/limp out of bed at 3 pm earliest
2.you get breakfast when you wake up (bacon and eggs) and a powerade/gatorade if you need it which we did most of the time (blue is the best hands down)
3. you go to the beach, play some paddle ball (teach girls how to play paddle ball aswell), take a swim in the ocean (use the ocean bathroom facilities if neccassary), take 2 minutes to dry off in the blistering sun and then apply sunscreen (you must find a beautiful women to do this)
4. you pass out on the beach for 2 hours (good way to work on your tan)
5. you wake up and have 4 options: drink, dance, swim or go back to sleep (i like a combination of all 4, but hey! its all personal preference)
6. you leave the beach around 7 or 8 pm (feeling great of course) and you make your way home
7. you clean yourself up and make your way to dinner (if you want lamb then go to fiesta's, if you want calamari and greek salad then go to sunrise, if you are on a budget and only budgeted yourself for alcohol like everyone else then your getting a gyro (2 euro's!!!), which is delicious by the way)
8. after dinner if you have enough time then take a 1-2 hr nap, trust me! you will need it
9.after your nap if you had enough time, you go to francesco's welcome shots little get together for ppl that have just arrived on the island and this is where mike and alex shine, i of course with my amazing personality pick up all of the women for these boys and they praise me like a god...don't worry guys i know your appreciative :)
10. after you have recruited 10 or 12 girls for alex and mike to choose from, we make our way down to the town square which is beside the bus stop, on your way down you get alcohol and this is the official predrink...you meet ppl, have a goodtime and this is the beginning of an awesome night :)
11. after the predrink you hit up every bar and club in town..when someone asks you where your going? you laugh and say everywhere
12. hmmmm, anymore rules??? ok ok ok, have a great time, live life to its fullest and remember why you came to ios, because everyone is there for the same reasons
13. this is the last rule!!!! can you guess it??? the last is rule is that you crash around 7 or 8 or maybe even 9 or 10 in the morning and then you do it all over again starting in and around the time frame of 3 pm

amazing island, truely a great place to visit, my liver and entire body cannot handle more than a week here and my last and final thoughts are in the form of a question...

how do you spell heaven? IOS

thats all for me, time to go to bed, havent slept in 6 days

jordan signing off